The Lesley
LESNIONS - a mix between an angry Lesley and a minion. Angry little group, they are. And they are usually always short.
Some people find purpose in life. Others find WiFi and decide that’s enough.
The Lesnions don’t follow logic; they follow a profile. Fully devoted, permanently angry, ready to defend someone who wouldn’t recognise them in a lineup. It’s not a fanbase, it’s a low-budget religion built in a comment section.
They wake up mad, scroll mad, reply mad. Every opinion is a personal attack. Every joke is a war crime. Every day is another chance to argue like it’s cardio.
No hobbies, no peace, just blind loyalty and a phone on 3% battery, still typing paragraphs nobody asked for.
It’s not even about being right anymore. It’s about being loud, being offended, and making sure everyone else has a worse day because of it.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width (cm) | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 |
| Body Length (cm) | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 |
Mens Staple Stripe Tee - AS Colour
Regular fit
Crew neck, varied stripe width across colours
Light weight, 160 GSM, 34-singles
100% combed cotton (marles 15% polyester)
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Please note, stripes may sometimes still show through the print, depending on the colours chosen.
Width measurements are from seam to seam, under the armpit, with the garment lying flat.
Length measurements are from shoulder seam to bottom of garment, with the garment lying flat.
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm - this is within the manufacturer's tolerance.
